Once upon a time there was a little boy.
This little boy had a dream.
He dreamed that one day his mom would let him run and splash in big, muddy puddles. (That's what all the other
moms who pay lots of money for laundry soap cool moms do).
And he was so shocked, he didn't know what to do.
His mom told him to jump in the big puddle.
That, of course, was why we were wearing winter boots in 50 degree weather.
The little boy was unsure. Really, Mom? Is this okay? Yes!
Okay, but this puddle was way bigger than any he had ever dreamed of. How would he know if it was safe? His mom told him it was but for some reason, he didn't believe her and began questioning her knowledge of mud puddles.
So he tested for himself.
And tested some more.
Honestly, the testing went on for about fifteen to twenty minutes.
Then - - - - - -
The little boy had never had so much fun in all his life.